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honeygrey:

derp!

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stfuetiquetteblogs:

[image description: an edited picture of text from “girltipz”, it originally read “don’t expect him to be Edward Cullen if you’re not Megan Fox” - it’s been edited to say “don’t expect him to be Edward Cullen because Edward Cullen is a fictional character.  And also a possessive stalker.”]

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thesatelliteoflove:

Rifftrax - Twilight

• Twilight

quicksummary:

A young girl’s hormonal choice between necrophilia and bestiality.

• Breaking Dawn: Part 1

quicksummary:

Edward learns not to have sex on IKEA furniture because that shit is gonna break. Bella remains an expressionless advocate of the extreme pro-life movement and spousal abuse. Some terrible CGI dogs fuck a lot of shit up. A baby-vampire monster eats its way out of Bella’s womb. This is all OK because vampires.